The Free Land of Skibidi islands is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 56 million Skibidi toilets enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 6.3%.

The Skibidi toilet economy, worth 2.63 trillion Skibidi Dom doms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,993 Skibidi Dom doms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, Harry Potter books are banned, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Skibidi islands's national animal is the Toilet.

Skibidi islands is ranked 95,065^th in the world and 360^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,040.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.